RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Kristine needs a mentor who knows that (a) change is a predictable series of stages; (b) change is a process; (c) change is individualized; (d) anxiety and uncertainty are a part of change; and (e) people involved in change need personal and technical support.
(What... is destiny trying to tell me? )

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Kristine looks like she had fun throughout the episode, particularly during the mad scientist nightmare.
("The mad scientist nightmare" sounds like something I could've enjoyed, so heck, why not?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: kristinesays.com
(Wicked... I've even got my own website.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: kristine wants to go back home ]:

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Kristine does the electric slide.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: So...Kristine said we couldn't use our kids for this one, which is good, because I wouldn't even know where to start lookin' for the little fuckers, and she said we couldn't use our pets, because obviously Kristine hates animals.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Oh I was wondering if I get Joes autograph too" Kristine asks.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Kristine goes Nerdier at Pun Intended.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Kristine likes Harry Potter, NCIS, and Ghost Whisperer.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Kristine eats sour stuff by Robert - Watch it on MySpace Videos.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Kristine wears Usan trainers by Puma, from their new Runway collection, inspired by the 2008 Beijing Olympics (www.puma.com).

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: KRISTINE was arrested for possession of a controlled substance on Lighthouse and Prescott.